Ready made excuses or CLOSE THIS WINDOW TO GO BACK.

Use these ready-made excuses by calling the cruise or caravan leader at the last minute, hollering a number, and hang up quick.

1. Neighbor's dog broke in and shut off my alarm clock.
2. Neighbor's dog is gonna break-in and shut off alarm clock.
3. A four letter word for "not off today."
4. I don't/can't drive that far.
5. Wife can.
6. Little blue trailer in the shop.
7. Car not ready.
8. Car needs new tires.


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9. Car is ready.
10. Car not clean enough.
11. Car too clean.
12. Whatever happened to Tom's car last week just happened to mine.
13. Thief took my car and left a Miata.
14. Tried but can't keep up with John.
15. Former child siphoned gas into lawnmower.
16. Bridge out between here and (there / somewhere / anywhere).
17. My street has a cul-de-sac on each end and I can't get out.
18. What were you thinking when you said:
    "Meet me before sunrise an hour and a half from here?"
19. Too many miles on car.
20. Too few miles on car.
21. Opti-Spark wet.
22. Opti-Spark dry.
23. Honey-do list longer than car.
24. Car in garage; I'm in doghouse.
25. Grand-kid nailed my shoes to floor.
26. Somebody locked all my doors from the outside; I can't get out.
27. Too hot outside.
28. Too cold outside.